Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you’ve written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

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I was tagged by Semper and also Ato!

Blind Dating ~ Pinto AU, 85k ~ Chris makes a new friend and gains a different perspective.

My first long Pinto AU, and love how it all came together.

Failure to Communicate ~ Pinto, 21k ~ Chris Pine is 100% heterosexual.

One of those fics that slammed through and demanded to be written.

On Edge ~ Pinto, 11.5k ~ Zach shaves with a straight razor. Chris likes to watch.

The one with the shaving. Apparently it’s popular.

Petals and Beestings ~ Billy Boyd/Orlando Bloom, 1800w ~ Billy is fired up and easily aggravated, and some flowers are just too perfect.

Wait, what? Haha, this one is a personal fave because it’s based on personal experience, and uh, everybody has a secret otp, okay? I was literally there, you guys. Orlando fucking Bloom stood right next to me (ME, Suede, fangirl extraordinaire) in a divey hole in the wall in LA, drinking a gin and tonic with a grunt behind him, and watched Billy Boyd sing really sexy songs like he was the most beautiful thing. I had filthy thoughts.

The Princess Diaries (And Me) ~ Pinto AU, WIP ~ Chris is a Berkeley Literature Major with an obsession
for all things fairytale. Zach is a walking scandal of European high
society, until he unwillingly becomes heir to a throne. While one has
big ambitions for the future, the other runs from his responsibilities,
and an unlikely alliance develops.When certain truths are
revealed to both of them, can two unlikely princes cope with their new
reality? Is there a forbidden fruit, an evil queen, a benevolent king, a
kindly grandmother, a little mermaid, and a knight in shining armor?
Does true love really win in the end?

Yes it’s a WIP, but I’m finishing it! And, um. I love it a lot. A lot a lot. Updates monthly! I’m about to drop another chapter shortly!