GBP: *buys 7 stings of patio lights from neighbor for $20 to replace 10-year-old patio lights that have a section of string that no longer lights*
Me: So you’re going to replace all the old ones with these?
GBP: Yeah.
Me: Are you going to be able to throw the old ones out?
GBP: What do you mean?
Me: (after 19 years of marriage) I mean you have an inherent inability to throw anything away, even if it’s not working. And these are only partially broken.
GBP:
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GBP: I’m sure you can sneak them out in the middle of the night…
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