suedescripture:

ato-the-bean:

shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

@suedescripture Zach did this to some really annoying master a long time ago, didn’t he?

Harriman State Park, NY, 1983, There was an explosion in the number of male deer reported within the park, resulting in concern for the population’s food supply.

An area man later won a local lottery for $10,000 dollars. He was presented with the typical oversized vanity check, but was reported to be highly disturbed when it read “Ten Thousand Bucks”, as the printed space for the words was too short to write out “dollars”.

It got better