Sentences Sunday

From the epilogue for my sp00qy fic ‘phantom’, called November.

November 12

8:37 p.m. GMT

MH: Mummy wants to know if that article on neural network theory was yours.  She says the use of non-linear thresholds for perceptron aggregation was ‘elegant’.  

AS: Aunt Elinor shouldn’t spread such conspiracies.

MH: Asking me is hardly spreading conspiracies.  Shall I tell her you can neither confirm nor deny?

AS: I’m not you.  Fine.  Tell her thank you.

MH: Sherlock says this new alias is the worst one yet, and I have to agree.

AS: He would.  And you haven’t cottoned on yet, have you?

MH: I’m sure I have no idea what you mean.

AS: Well, with another alias or two it will be more apparent.  Tell Sherlock congratulations on the latest.  I saw the writeup in the Times.

MH: I am not a carrier pigeon.

AS: And yet you started this text with a message.

MH: Mummy doesn’t text.  Sherlock, on the other hand prefers it to all other means of communication.

AS: Fine.  I’ll tell him myself.

MH: And how is the agent?  It seems the breach was more confined than we first feared.

AS: Recovering.  As to the rest, I can neither confirm nor deny.

MH: Very well, cousin.  Shall we expect you for dinner on the 4th?  Mummy is apparently going to some trouble just on the rumor we might all attend.

Q rubs his eyes under his glasses and then looks around his flat.  Ada is curled up with him on the sofa, but it still feels quiet and bit lonely.

AS: Maybe.  Baring a mission pulling me in.

MH: I’ll let her know.  

not-so-serious-wastebasket:

azriona:

sarah-the-artiste:

leafquake23:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

That last one hits close tho

phantom – Chapter 13- AtoTheBean – James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 13/14
Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny
Additional Tags: Community: mi6_cafe, sp00qy, occult october, Pre-Slash, Bond’s reception back to MI6 is a bit icy
Summary:

“Q, do you believe in ghosts?”
“Ghosts? No of course not,” he dismisses. “Do you?”
Bond just shrugs, turning onto Q’s street. “I never did, but I’ve killed a lot of people.”

phantom – Chapter 13- AtoTheBean – James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]

phantom – Chapter 1 – AtoTheBean – James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 9/?
Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny
Additional Tags: Community: mi6_cafe, sp00qy, occult october, Pre-Slash, Bond’s reception back to MI6 is a bit icy
Summary:

“Q, do you believe in ghosts?”
“Ghosts? No of course not,” he dismisses. “Do you?”
Bond just shrugs, turning onto Q’s street. “I never did, but I’ve killed a lot of people.”

phantom – Chapter 1 – AtoTheBean – James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]