One of my head canons for my Pinto de Mayo story Premieres is that Chris and Zach used to use
anagrams of their names when they checked into hotels, made reservations
at restaurants, etc. They’re both word nerds, and I can just see them
sitting in airport terminals giggling as they made up future fake names.
And boy do they both have a plethora of ridiculous options.
Some of my favorites (other than the one I used in the story) for Zachary John Quinto:
- Acquit Zany John Rho
- Crayon Hat John Quiz
- Crazy Ninja Ho Quoth
- Quartz Ay Chino John
- Aqua Zinc Nth Rho Joy
- Anchor Quay John Zit
- Yacht Jan Honor Quiz
Some of my favorites for Christopher Whitelaw Pine:
- A Lecheries Whip Thrown Tip
- A Cheeriest Whip Thrown Lip
- A Percentiles Whir With Hop
- A Erectile Worship Whip Nth
- A Epicentre Whip This Whorl
- A Creeper Within Pith Howls
- A Witcheries Hipper Nth Owl
- A Lichee Shipper Throw Twin
Can you imagine the fun those two would have with that? Seriously, Zach’s lucky Chris is calling him Nacho. It could have been worse.











