zjofierose:

Finished up a little something I’d been working on for a while today- inspired by the Pinto Getaway, and dedicated to @itreallyisthelittlethings, @voldiebuns, @semperama, @rabidchild67, @lillisaurusrex, and @srarahcha.
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A Porch With A View

Thanks also for everyone who helped encourage me today! I really wanted to just get this wrapped up, and having the support helped a lot.

Everyone go read this.  I’ll wait.

faggghaggg:

deadsummerdays:

sirappleby:

windycityteacher:

burntcopper:

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

WOAH WHAT?

@pranconyperkins is this real? 

I’ve been trying out sentences and it seems to be real! The only exceptions I can think of are phrases like “Japanese Green Tea,” where the origin precedes the color because green tea is already its own thing (as distinct from just “tea”). Also, I think I sometimes put color before shape. But other than that, it’s accurate. Crazy!

It’s true, but only if you don’t use commas. With commas, you can mix up the order pretty freely:  a silver French whittling knife, rectangular, old, green, small and lovely. Likewise, a green, great dragon. There’s got to be a special English-grammar rule for this, because in Russian, for instance, you can’t even use two adjectives without a comma in between (with a few exceptions).