what happened to ronald mcdonald is he still even a mascot or are they like…phasing him out. hes not on things anymore. where is he
he’s old. let him rest
ronald mcdonald has been found dead in miami
is he alright
no he’s fucking dead
he’ McResting in peace
we mcfreakin lost him
Actually. LITERALLY, they guy who played Ronald McDonald in those classic commercials? He owns a winery in California called Glen Lyon Vineyard and makes Two Amigos wine, with a clown theme. I shit you not.
Speak Low to Me, Speak Love to Me
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by semperama
Something feels different about this press tour, something too big and scary for Chris to think too hard about at first.
Words: 4639, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Star Trek RPF
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto
- Relationships: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
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Six Sentence Sunday
From Cleaving:
“I just really hate Skype.”
Wait, what? “What?”
“Skype. I hate it. After filming all day and finally getting some food and a shower, I hate seeing myself all green and from a strange angle looking literally ill in the corner of my laptop screen. I always end up shifting around, trying to hold myself differently to make myself passable for… whoever I’m filming this for.”
“But we don’t care what you look like. We just want to see you.”
“I know, I know, and I like seeing you guys, but after long filming
days, when I’m thinking literally for 14-16 hours about how my gait and
posture and expression are being captured by the camera, it’s just really
hard to turn it off. And there’s no way for me to not look green and
tired and ill in that little camera in the laptop. You still look good
green, maybe because I’m used to thinking you look hot as Spock, but I
really don’t.”
Back from the mountains and I wrote like 2000 words… just checking to see if I can post any snippet without spoiling the whole chapter…
Why George W. Bush stood there and took the wrath of a soldier’s mom. Listen up, Donald Trump.
You know, as much as Dubya screwed up and/or continued a lot of stupid things his father started that we’re still trying to make right, as much as we made fun of him and despised his policies, he was, at the very least, capable of simple human compassion. Which is an absolutely vital part of the job.
And that is something Trump is pathologically incapable of, the ability to recognize and empathize with anyone other than his own bloated self-aggrandizing ego.
Exactly.
Why George W. Bush stood there and took the wrath of a soldier’s mom. Listen up, Donald Trump.
6) Tolkien’s hero was average, and needed help, and failed.
This is the place where most fantasy authors, who love to simultaneously call themselves Tolkien’s heirs and blame him for a lot of what’s wrong with modern fantasy, err the worst. It’s hard to look at Frodo and see him as someone extra-special. The hints in the books that a higher power did choose him are so quiet as to be unnoticeable. And he wouldn’t have made it as far as he did without his companions. And he doesn’t keep from falling into temptation.
A lot of modern fantasy heroes are completely opposite from this. They start out extraordinary, and they stay that way. Other characters are there to train them, or be shallow antagonists and love interests and worshippers, not actually help them. And they don’t fail. (Damn it, I want to see more corrupted fantasy heroes.) It’s not fair to blame Tolkien for the disease that fantasy writers have inflicted on themselves. […]
Fantasy could use more ordinary people who are afraid and don’t know what the hell they’re doing, but volunteer for the Quest anyway.
It’s misinterpretation of Tolkien that’s the problem, not Tolkien himself.
(via mithtransdir)
The whole point of The Lord Of The Rings… like, the WHOLE POINT… is that it is ultimately the hobbits who save the world. The small, vulnerable, ordinary people who aren’t great warriors or heroes.
Specifically, Sam. Sam saves the world. All of it. The ultimate success of the great quest is 100% due to a fat little gardener who likes to cook and never wanted to go on an adventure but who did it because he wasn’t going to let his beloved Frodo go off alone. Frodo is the only one truly able to handle the ring long enough to get it into Mordor – and it nearly kills him and permanently emotionally damages him – but Sam is the one who takes care of Frodo that whole time. Who makes him eat. Who finds him water. Who watches over him while he sleeps.
Sam is the one who fights off Shelob.
Sam is the one who takes the Ring when he thinks Frodo is dead.
Sam is the one who strolls into Orc Central and saves Frodo by sheer determination and killing any orc who crosses him. (SAM THE GARDENER GOES AND KILLS AN ACTUAL ORC TO GET FRODO SOME CLOTHES LET’S JUST THINK ABOUT THAT). And then Sam just takes off the Ring and gives it back which is supposed to be freaking impossible and he barely even hesitates.
Sam literally carries Frodo on the last leg of the journey. On his back. He’s half-starved, dying slowly of dehydration, but he carries Frodo up the goddamn mountain and Gollum may get credit for accidentally destroying the ring but Sam was the one who got them all there.
Sam saved the world.
And let’s not forget Pippin and Merry, who get damselled out of the story (the orcs have carried them off! We must make a Heroic Run To Save Them!) and then rescue themselves, recruit the Terrifying Ancient Powers through being genuinely nice and sincere, and overthrow Saruman before the ‘real’ heroes even get there.
Let’s not forget Pippin single-handedly saving what’s left of Gondor – and Faramir – by understanding that there is a time for obeying orders and a time for realizing that the boss is bugfuck nuts and we need to get help right now.
Let’s not forget Merry sticking his sword into the terrifying, profoundly evil horror that has chased him all over his world because his friend is fighting it and he’s gonna help, dammit and that’s how the most powerful Ringwraith goes down to a suicidally depressed woman and a scared little hobbit.
Everything the others do, the kings and princes and great heroes and all? They buy time. They distract the bad guys. They keep the armies occupied. That is what kings and great leaders are for – they do the big picture stuff.
But it is ultimately the hobbits who bring down every villain. Every one. And I believe that that is 100% on purpose. Tolkien was a soldier in WWI. His son fought in WWII. (And a lot of The Lord Of The Rings was written in letters to him while he did it.)
And hey, look, The Lord Of The Rings is about ordinary people – farmers, scholars, and so on – who get pulled into a war not of their making but who have to fight not only because their own home is in danger but so is everyone’s. And they’re small and scared but they do the best they can for as long as they can and that is what actually saves the world. Not great heroes and pre-destined kings. Ordinary people, doing extraordinary things because they want the world to be safe for ordinary people, the ones they know and the ones they don’t.
Ordinary people matter. They can save the world without being great heroes or kings or whatever. And that is really important and I get so upset when people miss that because Aragorn and Legolas and Gimli and Gandalf and all the others are great characters and all but they are ultimately a hobbit delivery system.
It is ordinary people doing their best who really change the world, and continue doing so after the war is over because they have to go home and rebuild and they do.
If nothing else, I have to reblog this for the phrase “hobbit delivery system.” So accurate it hurts.
(via elenilote)
What I love too is how even the foretold king and the assorted great heroes themselves all come to recognize that their main (and by the end, only) role is to distract Sauron. To the point that by the end they’re all gathered up before the black gates of Mordor in order to keep his attention focused on them, with only the hope – not the certainty – that they can buy Frodo whatever remaining time he needs, if he’s even still alive.
One thing the movies left out but has always been such a key part of the books for me was how when the hobbits returned home, they found that home had been changed too.
The war touched everywhere. Even with all they did in far-off lands to protect the Shire, the Shire had still been damaged, both property and lives destroyed, and it wasn’t an easy or simplistically happy homecoming. They had to fight yet another battle (granted a much smaller one) to save their neighbours, and then spent years in rebuilding.
(via msbarrows)
I’d read a bit of fantasy before LotR but I was nine and didn’t understand it, I like LLoyd Alexander better. But then when I was eleven, I read LotR again and fell in love with the sweep of it, everything from the epic to the domestic sympathetic un-heroic aspects.
Then the Sword of Shannarra came out, I read it and was appalled. All the dull clichés abound, from the Fated Heir to the Quest for the Magic Item to the Heroic Battle.
(via msilverstar)
Zach’s expression in that 4th one tho
One of my coworkers told me today she wasn’t voting. Someone my own age. I’m appalled, honestly.
I don’t like discussing politics here because this is my fandom happy place, but I also have gone through my followers and see that many of you are younger than me, and are likely coming up on your first time at the voting booth.
My first time, I voted for Nader. You’ve doubtlessly seen all those posts about how disenfranchised liberals felt unrepresented, so I’m not going to add another, but yeah, I made that same stupid choice to vote for the tiny third party and got Dubya for my trouble. I learned my lesson.
This is a really important life lesson a lot of young Americans need to learn, particularly right now.
You are never going to be completely represented by a candidate. Sad but true.
Many of you have spent 8 years or as long as you have ever bothered paying any attention to current politics with the coolest Prez we’ve had, probably ever. Obama was not just a bastion of liberal policy, he’s just a fucking cool human being.
Obama was the first presidential candidate I voted for. Meaning I voted for him because I agreed with most of his policies, I liked him as a person, I felt he represented me, and that was fucking amazing because it had never happened before. In the previous elections I voted in, I merely voted against the shittier candidate whose policies I definitely didn’t like. I did not like Al Gore, and you can see where that got me. I liked John Kerry even less, but I voted for him, because the thought of four more years of Bush was horrible (and it was).
This whole lesser of two evils crap that makes you eyeroll? That is not just a standard for this particular election with two unlikable choices. That is something you’re gonna realize is normal. Politicians on a whole are not likeable people. They’re shady, crooked, they’ve done stuff you won’t like, and they say whatever they think their kind of people want to hear and then flip as soon as they clench whatever seat they’re aiming for. Obama was, sadly, an outlier. He was rare, and you shouldn’t expect politicians like him to come around on a regular basis, if ever.
Bernie was one too, but he’s not going to win on write-ins. That’s just a fact, and you’re not making a statement when Trump wins anyway. Literally no one cares about who got however many write-in votes when the outcome is still shitty. What matters is that Bernie’s message was definitely heard loud and clear, he changed a lot of minds and influenced a lot of people. That was really important. Because of him, there will come politicians in the future, maybe of your generation, who will continue his work, who will influence more people, and who will eventually win. That has already made a big difference. Putting it away for later is not giving up on it. But it’s over, for now.
There are going to be times when a president is elected that you can’t stand, and I can tell you, it sucks to live through these times. Your right to vote is given to you to at least try to counter it. This is not kids sports where everyone gets a participation trophy and everyone is a winner, which you all know is bullshit. You play to win. Sometimes you will lose anyway. The point is that you tried.
A lesser evil is sometimes the best thing you can expect. No, it’s not great. No, you might not be represented. Yes, you will be angry. But you will at least be better off if Hillary wins, if only because she has 30 years of experience in how this country runs and dealing with a gov’t chock full of bullshit. You are voting not only for your own future, but for all the kids younger than you, some of them friends of yours who are missing this election by months, who can’t vote yet. I voted for Obama twice, and those two times, my candidate won. It was a fucking great 8 years in the grand scheme of things. I did that for you. You’re welcome.
You have the ability to try to make the future better for yourself and everybody. If you don’t use it, you help no one, including yourself. Please don’t waste it. Even if it sucks to fill in that bubble for someone you don’t really like, at least it’s one less bubble for someone a whole lot worse.
Please vote. Please don’t just give up.
Preach it sister fancrone!















