Greetings, Teams! Here at @teamofvillains, we have decided to celebrate July 17th, 2018, a.k.a. “Villains Day” to the fullest extent, and you are all cordially invited to join us in our nefarious merry-making. It’s like Villain Christmas, where the gift we give to you is a little good-spirited chaos!
We have randomly chosen one member from each team and compelled them to join us for tea and cookies in our lair. They are the following:
Ahem. Anyway. In true classy villain style, we offer you each the opportunity to rescue your team member back by playing a series of games. Each team will have a different set of games and puzzles to solve, which you will find linked above. Once you have done so, you may consider your team member effectively rescued. We shall give you until 11:59pm EDT, Friday July 20th, to play our games. Otherwise, you may be spammed with animal pics. We hope you like weird sea creatures and fluffy cats.
Other (voluntary) ways you may choose to celebrate Villains Day with us include:
writing meta about villains,
making villainous mood boards,
writing short fics/drabbles about your heroes turning to the dark side,
villain headcanons, (about classic villains, or those of us here at Team Villain)
Monologues or shameless self-recs,
describing or posting a sketch of your own ideal villain lair,
Dear friends, we look forward to engaging with you all on this most delightful holiday. Please tag us at #TeamBondVillains, and #007Fest so we can revel in the celebration!
Love,
Team Villains, xoxo
moneypenny, call accounting and find out if this mission will be worth retrieving the other 00s from their holidays for.
if not, @avengingkjct, it’s a good thing you had a new cyanide pill installed at your dental checkup last week.
morbidly yours,
–m and his loyal team
can’t believe those four got themselves into this hot mess smh
Chapters: 5/? Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond & Q Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond) Additional Tags: Headcanon, James Bond Breaks In, aaaand now there’s sex, earning the mature rating, Q’s still a bit scared Series: Part 2 of Ato’s 007 Fest Fan Creations Summary:
Chapters: 5/? Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond & Q Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond) Additional Tags: Headcanon, James Bond Breaks In, aaaand now there’s sex, earning the mature rating, Q’s still a bit scared Series: Part 2 of Ato’s 007 Fest Fan Creations Summary:
Both @lookthatway and @nekoii-akwelvhi tagged me in the meme where you post the last sentence you wrote and then tag as many people as there are words in that sentence. And I actually wrote today, so here it goes.
But he is not back in a week, and as the building explodes, all he can think is that Q is absolutely going to kill him.
Of course, it can’t be one of my plucky little sentences…
Whew… no idea if all these folks are writing (or writing at the moment), so if I tagged you and you don’t want to, please ignore, and if I didn’t tag you and you DO want to, please consider yourself tagged.
Chapters: 4/? Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond & Q Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond) Additional Tags: Headcanon, James Bond Breaks In Series: Part 2 of Ato’s 007 Fest Fan Creations Summary:
Chapters: 4/? Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond & Q Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond) Additional Tags: Headcanon, James Bond Breaks In Series: Part 2 of Ato’s 007 Fest Fan Creations Summary:
Q stood at the bedroom window as the light of dawn was beginning to break over the London skyline. He watched the door of the vehicle opened and closed, car pulling away from the kerb. The moments they shared in the dark hours of the night, wrapped in each other’s arms were too few and far between for him.
But he needed to remind himself that they were both weapons in the hands of Queen and Country.
Their lives were not their own and never would be.
Appreciate and be thankful for those few moments in the dark where secrets, emotions, and dreams were whispered and shared only to be locked away again, as the light of dawn swallowed them and the world awakened again.
Q always, always jumps whenever Bond first puts any lube on him. It doesn’t matter if it’s his cock, his arse, his thighs–there’s always a tiny little rabbit-jump that makes Bond smile.
Every once in a while, Q will be so into it that instead of filthy nonsense coming out of his mouth, he’ll forget how to swear and just let slip a dazed, “Oh–oh my goodness!” as he comes.
He’s up for literally anything. Not always right away, but the answer to “Want to try X?” is always, “Give me a little while to work up to it,” instead of “No.” Bond’s concerned at first that Q has trouble expressing boundaries, but it turns out that really Q just knows that the turn-on of doing a novel experiment/satisfying his curiosity is always going to win out over any internal kinkshaming.
Q’s neck is ridiculously sensitive. Sometimes, all Bond has to do to get him in the mood is gently scrape a nail down Q’s nape. He and Bond do a vampire roleplay one time, and it’s the most cheesy thing ever that they can’t stop laughing about, but once Bond gets into character with the proper amount of neck-lust, Q finds it stupidly hot.
Q is the first person who ever blows a raspberry into Bond’s belly during sex. Bond’s face is so startled that Q doubles over laughing, and it breaks the mood completely, but frankly it’s right after Bond’s come back from a mission, and Q suspects that that particular mood is better off broken. Afterward, Bond’s face is a little less lined with care, his eyes filled with mischief instead of with 007-blankness as he insists on holding a playfully squirming Q down so he can return the favor.
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