For some reason I cannot tag you in my reblog, but I want you to know THIS IS GENIUS
Yay! I’m so glad you liked it. It just goes to show, there’s a google image for pretty much everything. I was not hopeful when I googled “murder cupcake” but sure enough, it’s a thing.
Thanks! I think it’s planned out now as a multi-chapter fic, but not too long because *glances warily at the calendar*. And I’m playing with something new, so that’s always fun.
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
And because they’re both smol, the BOTH fit on the damned headboard at the end and stay alive long enough to be rescued by the returning lifeboats and go on to have their adventures together, EVEN THOUGH she’s poor (goddammit)
CP: Okay, you have a point. That would address the pocket issue. And zippers would keep things from falling out, which sometimes happens when I try to use the tiny restroom and
LLAP: …
CP: You know what? Nevermind.
LLAP: …
CP: Just stop
LLAP: I’m sorry, I actually dropped the phone I was laughing so hard.
LLAP: I just imagined you undoing the front bib and everything crashing to the floor
CP: That only happened once.
LLAP: …
CP: shut up
LLAP: …
CP: Seriously. Whatever you’re typing, erase it. I’ll buy the jacket. I’m buying it now.
LLAP: It’s for the best. In many ways, it would seem.