I set this up during the great Tumblr Purge of 2018, and then promptly ignored it. I haven’t been doing as much on Tumblr lately either, but since July is 007Fest, I intend to post my things on both platforms, to try to get used to the differences.
Problem: I don’t really know how to use this site, and I’m not following anyone. Hmmm.
Wish me luck.
2018 007Fest Masterpost
This was my first year participating, and I wasn’t so much focused on having fun than maximizing points…I might take a different strategy next year, as I’m very low compared with some, but I DID successfully get a series of headcanons/chapters onto paper that I’ve had in my head for a year, which will allow me to write a lot more porn stories in that ‘verse now that it’s established. And I had fun. But I’d been working in another fandom’s fest the two months before, and didn’t have the opportunity to write ahead, and apparently CANNOT write short things. Ah well. Here’s the list, for what it’s worth.
Fanfiction Chapters (35 pts)
Ato’s Headcanons: Bond Break-ins (13,602 words total)
Fanfiction Anon Prompt Fills (30 pts)
Poker Night (1,682 words)
“Where do you want me?” (3,660 words)
The Dancer (1,695 words)
Other Fancreatios for Anon Prompt Fills (10 pts)
Headcanons (15 pts)
Q’s Chart for Q Branch (553 words)
“You must be one of those spies I keep hearing about…” (199 words)
Q’s Hair (319 words)
Comments and Reblogs (27 pts)
So I count that 14 fan creations, 21,722 words, and 117 points. Not nearly so much as some of my fellow Festers, but for a crazy month and my first time, I’m counting it a win. Thanks so much to the rest of #teamqbranch and everyone over at #mi6cafe for a great July!
Okay, so we’ve had Bond asking Moneypenny for advice on how to get with Q because Moneypenny and Q are best buds, right?
But what about Tanner pestering Q on how the heck he’s supposed to impress Moneypenny? Like, what’s her favorite flower? Or her favorite color, actually. Oh! What about shoes? Does Q know her shoe size? Would that be weird? Only Eve’s got a lot of nice shoes and Tanner fancies he hasn’t got a horrible sense of style, but maybe that would be too weird…
And Q is just pulling his hair out because he likes Tanner, he really does, and he adores Eve and Eve deserves someone nice like Tanner and Q doesn’t want to be discouraging but he’s trying to work. No, Tanner, he and Moneypenny do not talk about things like flowers and shoes, alright? Her favorite ice cream is rocky road, her favorite handgun is a Glock, and Q is fucking busy.
And Tanner kinda droops, but yeah, Q is right, they should be working, he’s just so excited and he really wants to do something nice for Eve, but Q is right. Working. Very important.
And now Q feels bad, so he sighs and tells Tanner to get Moneypenny some fancy pens. People are always stealing her pens and it’s made her rather possessive over them, and she hoards her favorite ones like a dragon in a locked drawer of her desk. You know you’ve gotten her a good one if she throws it in her drawer and you never see it again.
Tanner is delighted with the advice and gets Moneypenny a really nice carved wooden pen and Moneypenny is delighted with it and she shows it off to Q when they next have lunch at her desk (and she then locks it right back up because Q is a horrific pen thief, made all the worse by the fact he barely even uses pens, what is he doing with all the pens he steals, honestly) and Q congratulates himself on advice well-given and congratulates Moneypenny on her upcoming date with Tanner (and tries to find out what Moneypenny’s favorite flower is, because Tanner’s probably gonna keep asking him until he finds out
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Yeess! So sweet!!! With the perfect sneak of sexiness!
Thank you! I’m glad you think so!
When Bond is asked if he has a preference in how Q wears his hair, he always answers “no.” The man, surely, is allowed to wear his hair however he likes it, after all.
This would be a lie. Bond has very specific preferences.
He absolutely hates it cropped short. It’s how he prefers to wear his own hair, but on Q it makes him look almost haunted and disconcertingly unfamiliar.
He’s also not a huge fan of Q’s beard and shoulder-length hair. It looks nice enough, and Q often gets compliments from others, but James finds it’s often in his way.
His favorite is the style Q wore his hair when they first met all those years ago: long and wavy or curly on top, trim around his ears and the nape of his neck. Long on top is easy to justify: somehow, Q just doesn’t look like Q without the floppy fringe. It took him a while to understand the rest of his preference, but decided in the end that he liked the little glimpse of Q’s long neck it offered… he liked spying that sliver of skin at odd moments in Q Branch. Enjoyed watching it catch other agents’ eyes, watching them lick their lips, all the while knowing he himself would be the only one tasting that bit of skin.
So imagine his pleasure upon coming home after a short mission and discovering Q had shaved his beard and cut his hair, just so. He toed off his shoes and padded into the kitchen, embracing Q from behind as he plated their dinner and kissing that sliver of newly exposed skin on the nape of Q’s neck.
“You could have just said, you know?” Q smirked, tilting his head to give James better access.
“I knew you’d work it out,” James said as Q turned in his arms to kiss him properly. “You’re very bright.”
Considering they are a bunch of spies, they can be awfully thick sometimes.
It’s because, Q reasons, they underestimate him. At first anyway. And they all just think that they are the most interesting people around.
Invariably one of them stumbles upon some observation that Q considers obvious, and blurts it out.
“You’re ambidextrous!”
“You have a surprising knowledge of 1970′s American Funk.”
“You’re actually a good shot.”
Q invariably answers with the same quip: “Well spotted! You must be one of those spies I keep hearing about!” Really just so he doesn’t sprain an eye muscle by rolling them too hard.
But the best part is the reactions.
Margot says, “You know it, darling!” winks, and sashays out the door.
Alec sputters and looks at him quizzically, as if to say, “But… you know I’m a spy.”
But James just tries to conceal a smirk, recognizing that he’s said something rather stupid, but is pleased that Q can surprise him.
Later, when the obvious observation is “You aren’t a virgin at all…” James already looks chagrinned as the words pass his lips. As Q arches an eyebrow, James just kisses him and mutters, “Yes, yes… Spy, you know.”
Considering they are a bunch of spies, they can be awfully thick sometimes.
It’s because, Q reasons, they underestimate him. At first anyway. And they all just think that they are the most interesting people around.
Invariably one of them stumbles upon some observation that Q considers obvious, and blurts it out.
“You’re ambidextrous!”
“You have a surprising knowledge of 1970′s American Funk.”
“You’re actually a good shot.”
Q invariably answers with the same quip: “Well spotted! You must be one of those spies I keep hearing about!” Really just so he doesn’t sprain an eye muscle by rolling them too hard.
But the best part is the reactions.
Margot says, “You know it, darling!” winks, and sashays out the door.
Alec sputters and looks at him quizzically, as if to say, “But… you know I’m a spy.”
But James just tries to conceal a smirk, recognizing that he’s said something rather stupid, but is pleased that Q can surprise him.
Later, when the obvious observation is “You aren’t a virgin at all…” James already looks chagrinned as the words pass his lips. As Q arches an eyebrow, James just kisses him and mutters, “Yes, yes… Spy, you know.”
Chapters: 6/?
Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond & Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Headcanon, James Bond Breaks In, aaaand now there’s sex, earning the mature rating, Q’s still a bit scared, BDSM, Consensual Kink, James gets a bit of a surprise, The Secret’s Out
Series: Part 2 of Ato’s 007 Fest Fan Creations
Summary:What it says on the tin.
Chapter 6 is up!
Ato’s Headcanons: Bond Break-ins – AtoTheBean – James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Chapters: 6/?
Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond & Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Headcanon, James Bond Breaks In, aaaand now there’s sex, earning the mature rating, Q’s still a bit scared, BDSM, Consensual Kink, James gets a bit of a surprise, The Secret’s Out
Series: Part 2 of Ato’s 007 Fest Fan Creations
Summary:
What it says on the tin.
Chapter 6 is up!
Ato’s Headcanons: Bond Break-ins – AtoTheBean – James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond & Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Headcanon, James Bond Breaks In, aaaand now there’s sex, earning the mature rating, Q’s still a bit scared
Series: Part 2 of Ato’s 007 Fest Fan Creations
Summary:What it says on the tin.
Chapter 5 is up!
Ato’s Headcanons: Bond Break-ins – AtoTheBean – James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
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