For the never have I ever fic meme: break up (and then make up) fic?

Hmmm.  Not really.  The closest I’ve come in Pinto is Cleaving, and that’s obviously a false alarm.  And then in Prelude in C (A Twilight canon prequel covering from 1918 to the 30s) I include the time when Edward leaves Carlisle and gives up his vegetarianism, and that really feels like a breakup and makeup, though it’s not romantic.

If I were to write that for Pinto… I’d probably make it a two-parter, with the first relationship being back in the 2009-10 time frame, during the first movie and the breakup brutal, with both of them feeling lucky to retain a decent working relationship.  And over time, the pain mellows and their friendship becomes real again, because they can be happy for each other even though things didn’t work out, right?  And then the make up would be now, after they’ve both had other relationships and have completely given up on each other romantically, but something clicks, some of that old spark is still mixed in with the warmth their friendship has maintained over the years.  But this time, they’re both more comfortable in their own skins AND both aware of how absolutely rare that spark is, and they didn’t find it with other people, even though those were perfectly fine relationships.  And so they try…

I think I missed the origin of “lasagna” when discussing pie. Could you take me though it? (also, I just realized how crazy that would sound to someone not in the fandom)

moitmiller:

LOL!

Okay, SO. I posted a picture of a delicious lasagna I had baked. (A real lasagna. The kind you eat.) @jimothy-and-spockums replied to said post and told me to “tag the porn.” So I (being me) replied to that post with a gif of some extremely NSFW graphic man on man porn. And I tagged it lasagna. (I also apologise for failing to tag my porn and offered real porn as restitution.)

WELP. @jimothy-and-spockums was certainly not expecting to see a peen in a bum; however, at roughly that moment we decided to tag our actual porn from that moment on as #lasagna. Because why not.

So now, when you tag your Pie as #lasagna it means he’s looking good enough to eat. Or something.

That all makes perfect sense (in the world of this crazy fandom).  But just to help explain why I was confused… you tagged in on some pie belly porn, so I was thinking…

Is it lasagna that makes pie’s belly bulge just a teeny bit?

To add to the confusion, Pie Lasagna IS apparently a thing:

Apple, too…

So… even an experienced Bean can get confused…

Thanks for walking me though it!  I’ll tag this porn

Never have I ever meme: coffee shop au

I have never done this.  The closest I cam was a drabble for a 00q challenge that I set in a cafe, but it’s not AU…it’s just Bond and q having a discussion (it isn’t going well) in a cafe.

Actually, other than the inherent unreality of smashing Zach’s and Chris’ faces together, I’ve never written any AU.  Everything is canonish.  And I honestly don’t read many (though @suedescripture‘s Blind Dating and Princesses are notable exceptions, as well as that naked yoga one on LJ). 

If I were to do a coffee shop AU with Pinto, I’d probably set it at a college.  Zach is the new, young, hot Drama professor who frequents a cafe near campus every night to work on grading and setting classwork for the next day.  Chris is a broke English Major who reads constantly between making espressos and can be completely disinterested in taking orders if he has an essay due.  But he’s very charming nonetheless.  And when Zach decides to have his students perform an adaptation of Chris’ favorite book, well, a few consults wouldn’t go amiss, would they?

for Never Have I Ever – how about a busted fic? (in case you don’t know that term – couple in secret relationship gets found out by someone else. XD)

Hmm.  You know I’ve never really done that.  The closest is probably Assumptions, where Zach accidentally observes Chris having sex with a guy, and it totally turns everything he thought he knew about Chris on its ear.  But Chris isn’t really in a relationship with that guy, so I’m not sure it counts.

If I did  that in Pinto, I’d probably go back to early Trek days for the setting and have the cast discover that they weren’t always just running lines together.  If I did it for 00q, Eve would definitely be the one to discover them, and be outraged that they’d managed to hide it for so long from her, because she’s observant, dammit!  If I did it for spirk…well, poor Bones.  That’s all there is to say about that.  And a severely incomplete away mission log…