From Cleaving…
Zach felt almost boneless as his mind drifted in the afterglow, not really focusing on anything until he nearly fell asleep surrounded by warmth and bliss and the smell of sweat and sex. Abruptly, the thought of Nathan waking them excitedly on Christmas morning and finding them naked and glued together with dried come intruded. Zach groaned.
“What?” Chris mumbled sleepily.
“We have to get cleaned up and dressed again before we fall asleep.” There was no need to spell out the consequences; he felt the rumble of Chris’ resigned grunt and raised himself reluctantly. There was an impressive amount of come stuck to both of them, and Chris started laughing at what must have been a grimace on his face.
“You know, for someone who loves to see my chest covered in spunk, you are particularly intolerant of it on your own.”
“It sticks to my chest hair,” Zach huffed.
“So you’ve said.” Chris’ voice was laced with amusement and affection. Zach rolled his eyes and carefully reached over to the nightstand drawer, pulling out the travel packet of baby wipes. One of the perks of being parents was discovering the multitudes of off-label uses for these handy little soft wipes, more-effective-post-sex-clean-up-without-leaving-bed being Zach’s favorite. They made quick work of it, Chris helping where Zach missed a spot on what he called Zach’s “hairy heart,” though Zach had always thought that patch of hair looked more like the bat-signal than anything as romantic as a heart. They put their Grinch t-shirts back on and found their sleep pants in a wad under the bed, making sure that everything was put away and mother- and toddler-presentable before tangling back under the blankets.

