OH MY GOD. *dies* Ilu. <3333
Clearly you should be writing this instead of me. My attempts to get inside his head are significantly less humorous. xD
Then he’s just left confused because he’s have real trouble finding actual porny porn amidst like, all this well written plotty stuff that and when he finally gets to the porny parts he’s feeling really confused and turned on and then he calls Chris at like 2AM.
I second this development. Can’t wait for you two to come up with that conversation 😀








