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girlbookwrm posted a new chapter of Ulysses (71159 words):

Chapter 12: for my purpose holds (5472 words)
by girlbookwrm

Chapter Summary:

…for my purpose holds To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths Of all the western stars, until I die.- “Ulysses” by Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Chapters: 12/15
Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies) and James Bond – All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q, Eve Moneypenny & Q, also James Bond/Others is anyone really surprised by that?
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, Bill Tanner, R (James Bond), Female M (James Bond), M | Gareth Mallory, Alec Trevelyan, The Aston Martin, Teresa “Tracy” di Vicenzo, Madeleine Swann
Additional Tags: Spoilers for Skyfall, POV Q, Slow Burn, Spoilers for SPECTRE, POV Bond, basically a lot of head hopping sorry not sorry, the slowest of burns, Canon-Typical Violence, Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, basically all the greatest hits except smut sorry, Badass Eve Moneypenny, Secret Badass Bill Tanner, Part Time Badass Gareth Mallory, also the aston martin belongs to q just let me have this ok, excessive use of backstory, Canonical Character Death, pretentious title is pretentious, Excessive use of poetry, tennyson is probably rolling in his grave right now tbh

Summary:

“Paperwork for the new head of Q-Branch,” Tanner said.“Of course.” The words were like glass in his throat. Smoke inhalation was a bitch. His brain felt slow and foggy, like it was full of smoke too. “Who shall I take them to?”M lifted one white brow. “They’re for you, Quartermaster.” Bond and Q are drawn together by names, work, and a certain Aston Martin. In which Q is kidnapped once, Bond is poisoned twice, and Eve is a badass on at least three occasions. AKA that time I tripped and wrote 80,000 words of 00Q.All titles unapologetically stolen from Alfred, Lord Tennyson.

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LunaFaye posted a new chapter of My Pleasure (38183 words):
Chapter 3 (12839 words)
by LunaFaye

Chapter Summary:
Things seem to be changing for the better until Chris learns the truth about Zach’s previous Toy.
Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine/Original Male Character, Zachary Quinto/Zoe Saldana
Characters: Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban, Zoe Saldana, Gwynne Pine, Original Male Character(s)
Additional Tags: Fisting, Anal Fisting, Enemas, Blow Jobs, Violet Wand, Poverty, Class Issues, Dubious Consent, Prostitution, Safer Sex, Mentions of War, Alternate Universe – Dystopia, mentions of disease, past parent death, Deepthroating, Sex Education, Electricity Play, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Bondage, Attempted Sexual Assault, Fucking Machines, Homophobic Language, Light Bondage, gagging, BDSM, Cock & Ball Torture, Choking, vampire gloves, Cock Cages, Ball Clamps, Mentions of death by Snuff, Wax Play, Dildos, Ball Weights

Summary:

Set in a war torn future, Chris Pine lives destitute, until he finds illicit employment with a boss he’s never met. Before he can begin he is sent to Zach Quinto to learn the tricks of his new trade.