chestnutnola:

lapsang-and-earlgrey:

Q has a framed picture of this car and every time Bond is excessively badly behaved he threatens to equip him with it 

Q: It has very bouncy suspension you know.
Bond: What does?

Q: The fiat 500 I’m going to equip you with if you don’t get a move on

Bond: (splutters): you wouldn’t

Q: Try me 007

Bond: I’d love to Q but how about dinner first?

I want one.