I want to warn you to not read any further. I fear that once you do you will never be the same.
Pinto is the ship name for Chris (P)ine and Zachary Qu(into). And thus we get Pinto.
This is only ONE OF THE BEST SHIPS EVER.
Sorry, I got a little over excited.
BUT I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HOW THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER? HAVE YOU???
They’re bros who totally-hang-out-to-only-watch-the-basketball-game-and-have-no-idea-how-they-accidentally-slept-together-again.
Honestly Chris was just helping Zachary practice lines, and I mean the scene called for a kiss and Chris is a professional so what if they just kept kissing each other and forgot about the script? That’s totally normal.
@semper-ama is an EXCELLENT source of Pinto posts.
archiveofourown.org/works/397310 is an AMAZING fic to get you started on your life destroying Pinto voyage.
Please feel free to come into my ask box and scream about Pinto. Day or night.
Welcome to hell!
Don’t forget “those fuckers” and “those fuckers anon”
Oh, certainly! It’s really nothing elaborate. I’ve just got this headcanon that, at least back when they first start making the Star Trek movies, Zach had unrequited feelings for Chris. There are so many instances of Zach looking at him like he hung the moon. (Especially when Chris is looking away, so he can’t catch him, right?)
Or hey, maybe the feelings were requited and Zach just did a worse job of hiding them. We can make this happy too! But for all people talk about how Chris looks at Zach like a lovesick puppy, well…I mean, just look!
Spurred, I think, by the clubbing photos, the Madonna party rumor/press, the fact that in all these “behind the scenes” promotional films, we never see Zach and Chris together, and finally that beautifully written one shot of Chris and Idris.
And for a change, Zach was the one pining. Well, they both were.
I can’t decide if I should try to write it. I’m not sure my heart could take it, even if I could fit it into my seriously overtaxed life.
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