I think I missed the origin of “lasagna” when discussing pie. Could you take me though it? (also, I just realized how crazy that would sound to someone not in the fandom)

moitmiller:

LOL!

Okay, SO. I posted a picture of a delicious lasagna I had baked. (A real lasagna. The kind you eat.) @jimothy-and-spockums replied to said post and told me to “tag the porn.” So I (being me) replied to that post with a gif of some extremely NSFW graphic man on man porn. And I tagged it lasagna. (I also apologise for failing to tag my porn and offered real porn as restitution.)

WELP. @jimothy-and-spockums was certainly not expecting to see a peen in a bum; however, at roughly that moment we decided to tag our actual porn from that moment on as #lasagna. Because why not.

So now, when you tag your Pie as #lasagna it means he’s looking good enough to eat. Or something.

That all makes perfect sense (in the world of this crazy fandom).  But just to help explain why I was confused… you tagged in on some pie belly porn, so I was thinking…

Is it lasagna that makes pie’s belly bulge just a teeny bit?

To add to the confusion, Pie Lasagna IS apparently a thing:

Apple, too…

So… even an experienced Bean can get confused…

Thanks for walking me though it!  I’ll tag this porn

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you’ve written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

moitmiller:

This for this, @ato-the-bean! I’ve got 239 works on AO3 and that’s most definitely not all of them. I still have a monstrous amount to migrate over from LJ. Of the AO3 ones, though, here are my favourites in no particular order: 

Black Tie Affair  (Sterek) – This is the only novel-length piece I’ve written that I’m actually proud of. It’s a Playboy-Teen Wolf fusion and I just really, really love the way it turned out. 

If Found, Please Return to Billy Boyd (Monaboyd) – It’s no secret that I’m much better at microfic than I am at long pieces, and for all the 100 words in this fic, I love the way it came together. It’s a BDSM piece that I feel like hit all the points I wanted it to hit in just the right way. 

All-American Girl (Casey/Zeke) – I absolutely love fics that genderbend in all the ways (maybe it’s because I’m pan, but eh). This is a story about a girl who just wants to be a girl, and her boyfriend lets her. 

The Domestication of Stiles and Derek (Sterek) – I can’t not put this juggernaut on this list. Domestication is a 350k+ monster I’ve been writing for over two years with two different cowriters. It’s just a giant soap opera, but I can’t deny that it has a special place in my heart. Big shout-out to @arver7 for her help. Derek just wouldn’t be the same if she wasn’t writing him.

Rush, Slam, Crash (Pinto) – I feel like I needed to put at least one Pinto on this list, and my first is definitely my favourite. I have a bit of a drug kink, and I love Chris’s vulnerability in this fic. The scene of him in therapy talking about the scotty dogs on his pajamas is absolutely my favourite.

I’m sure I have at least 100 more favourites, but these are the ones off the top of my head.