I just got a haircut and afterwards my stylist was talking about shaving some lines on the side of my head, and I was like, quietly, to myself, Just like Chris Pine!!! So maybe next time on that because why not be literal Chris Pine trash.
But now I want a Pinto hairstylist AU where Zach chastises Chris for cutting his hair at home and then, since it’s already beyond repair,
shaves lines on the side of his head in retaliation–except it accidentally becomes the hot new trend. Zach takes full credit for it. He constantly posts pictures of Chris on his Instagram to “promote my brand, Christopher,” and is often Chris’s date to movie premieres because what if there’s a hair emergency and the swoosh isn’t swooshing correctly? The months Chris is growing his hair out for A Wrinkle in Time are some of the longest of Zach’s life.
Or, and this is equally good with me, Chris does Zach’s hair, and Zach still posts selfies on Instagram, but Chris keeps trying to duck out of them because he doesn’t do social media. Eventually Chris gets used to always having Zach’s phone in his face and is featured in several videos–Zach in his haircut cape, Chris’s big paws all over Zach’s head, tilting it this way and that
while he perfects Zach’s fade–and of course Chris follows Zach around the globe to make sure his undercut is precisely trimmed and his hair has enough lift.Obviously they fall in love in both of these scenarios, so I can’t tell which I like best.
Umm I vote for both.
Both. Definitely both.
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