
I can’t believe the official account is shitposting

my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
“What’s our stop?”
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”
@lovelifeliz117
OH MY GOD REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU THE PICTURE OF THIS I FOUND IT“You’ll get off when I tell you to.” Lmfao ya’ll crazy
this is funnier now that i’ve lived in nyc
Stranger Things Season 2 Trailer | Coming October 27th
u feel me
talesofthestarshipregeneration:
okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry
the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me.
The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA:
There is also an EXTREMELY NSFW posted privately. It can be seen here:
Do NOT click the link above if you are uder 18.