A Guide to Body Language Interpretation, (as demonstrated by
Chris Pine and Zach Quinto)
Say there is someone in your life that you would like to
engage physical and/or romantic activities with, but you are unsure of their interest.
Well, with this handy guide in hand you’ll have all the information you’ll need
to interpret their body language. What follows are some common and significant
body movements that deal with romance – signals to another person that one are
interested in partnering with them.
Disclaimers:
Not saying Mr. Pine and Mr. Quinto are, or have ever been,
in a romantic and/or physical relationship. (Their body language says it for
them.) I’m sure it’s a coincidence that examples of them displaying these
signals were so readily available.
My ‘research’ for this consists of typing ‘body language’
into Google and cherry picking what I like best.
I created the original post here. I always intended to redo this with newer (and less shitty) photos.As I haven’t yet, i realize it’s probably never going to happen. Anyone is welcome to recreate this with different pics.
aceofcircus asked pintoinlove: hi, I feel like I may have gotten this horrifically wrong, but was there a time when Chris or Zach leant on the other’s back to sign autographs?? if so, I would love to see gifs of that! I genuinely might have only dreamed it, though.. but thank you!
Once upon a time, on Twitter, people were talking about the rifle stand test:
[Image: tweet from @pearwaldorf: “I like that Fury Road has given us another OTP test. Could one member use the other as a rifle stand y/n/mfy?”] (source)
[Image: tweet from @twwings: “thinking abt LRT re “Steve Rogers is always the rifle stand in relationships” & hoping “rifle stand” becomes the new lingo for “bottom”] (source)
And it makes me think of this. Chris using Zach as a writing surface, and Zach not having a single problem with it. And that makes me think of other things, like Chris getting Zach into bed, taking him by the shoulders, and arranging him just the way he wants him.
Judging by the state of my inbox and our activity monitor, many a new Pinto fan have emerged recently. As such I thought I’d throw together a handy starter kit for all of those unsure of where to begin. There’s so so so much more than what’s listed here, but these are some good basic things to get you on your way.
And, finally, enjoy! We’re a large and friendly community filled with folks who love make believe with a side of conspiracy. Join in, follow along, and most of all HAVE FUN!
Just a reminder that this happened not that long ago, for those who need more Pinto de Mayo inspiration
Yeah, it’s my head canon that they’ve made a pact to text each other whenever either of them gets called out for either really great or really terrible outfits. And it helps them keep in touch, because it happens at least once a week.
Someday someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.