longquark:

putmeincoach:

jehovahhthickness:

airspaniel:

utf2005:

fluffy-overlord:

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

drst:

unbelievable-facts:

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters – the costume and special effects teams.

*fistbump*

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

i love keanu reeves

menderash:

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

About the blogger

Rules: You can only say guilty or innocent. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you.

tagged by: @rycolfan.  Thanks sweetie!

Asked someone to marry you? innocent
Kissed one of your friends? guilty
Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? innocent
Ever told a lie? guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? guilty
Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? guilty
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? guilty
Kissed a picture? guilty
Slept in until 5pm? innocent
Fallen asleep at work or school? guilty
Held a snake? guilty
Been suspended from school? innocent
Stolen something? guilty
Done something you regret? guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? guilty
Kissed in the rain? guilty
Sat on a roof top? guilty
Sang in the shower? guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? innocent
Slept naked? guilty
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? guilty
Been in a band? innocent
Shot a gun? guilty
Donated blood? guilty
Eaten alligator meat? guilty
Eaten cheesecake? guilty
Still loved someone you shouldn’t? innocent
Have/had a tattoo? innocent
Been too honest? guilty
Ruined a surprise? guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? innocent
Erased someone in your friends list? guilty
Dressed in a man’s clothes? guilty
Dressed in a woman’s clothes? guilty
Joined a pageant? innocent
Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? guilty
Still have communication with your ex? guilty
Cheated on someone? guilty
Got totally drunk one night when you had an important exam the next morning? innocent
A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? guilty
Got so angry that you cried? guilty
Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? innocent
Actually murdered someone? innocent
Thought about mass murder? innocent
Actually committed a mass murder? innocent
Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? guilty
Stalked someone? innocent
Had a girlfriend? innocent
Had a boyfriend? guilty
Totally drunk during a holiday? guilty

I’ll tag @ao3-brihna, @captainkatieb, @dogsareafriendsbestman, @entrenous88, @elisa-pie, @hopeforyouyet, @itreallyisthelittlethings, @psychoticpterodactyl16, @blushingkate, and @suedescripture.