Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters – the costume and special effects teams.
*fistbump*
Confirmed. He’s also dumped millions into cancer research. I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.
Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.
When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.
I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.
i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.
not sure why i am gonna even add this since people still won’t listen but please don’t repost this picture on tumblr or other social media which includes but is not limited to instagram and facebook. this does not mean wait a few days/weeks and then repost it.
Asked someone to marry you? innocent Kissed one of your friends? guilty Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? innocent Ever told a lie? guilty Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? guilty Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? guilty Ever kissed someone of the same sex? guilty Kissed a picture? guilty Slept in until 5pm? innocent Fallen asleep at work or school? guilty Held a snake? guilty Been suspended from school? innocent Stolen something? guilty Done something you regret? guilty Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? guilty Caught a snowflake on your tongue? guilty Kissed in the rain? guilty Sat on a roof top? guilty Sang in the shower? guilty Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? innocent Slept naked? guilty Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? guilty Been in a band? innocent Shot a gun? guilty Donated blood? guilty Eaten alligator meat? guilty Eaten cheesecake? guilty Still loved someone you shouldn’t? innocent Have/had a tattoo? innocent Been too honest? guilty Ruined a surprise? guilty Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? innocent Erased someone in your friends list? guilty Dressed in a man’s clothes? guilty Dressed in a woman’s clothes? guilty Joined a pageant? innocent Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? guilty Still have communication with your ex? guilty Cheated on someone? guilty Got totally drunk one night when you had an important exam the next morning? innocent A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? guilty Got so angry that you cried? guilty Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? innocent Actually murdered someone? innocent Thought about mass murder? innocent Actually committed a mass murder? innocent Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? guilty Stalked someone? innocent Had a girlfriend? innocent Had a boyfriend? guilty Totally drunk during a holiday? guilty