Did Inadequate Women’s Healthcare Destroy Star Wars’ Old Republic?

This is a delightful shred, and the last line makes me think it isn’t just talking about Lucas’ lazy writing:

“I guess what I’m saying is, maybe if the Galactic Senate hadn’t defunded
Planned Parenthood, the Republic wouldn’t have succumbed to an evil
fascist dictatorship.“

Prophetic.

Did Inadequate Women’s Healthcare Destroy Star Wars’ Old Republic?

jonnys-little-puke:

shoggoth88:

mimosaeyes:

musicalluna:

sadfishkid:

mxlfoydraco:

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa.
Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

I can see Fred and George really going with it too…

“Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?”
“Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig”
“Or Ethel”
“Or Annie“
“Or Ryan”

My new favorite thing

bechdels:

swoopyswish:

Are you fucking kidding me (x)

lol I knew there was a reason the arrow part looked like shit. somebody used this stock image and (really poorly and incorrectly) photoshopped it.

I noticed the arrow looked photoshopped too… and I can’t decide if that makes it better or worse…

Probably better.  At least they didn’t do an actual original shoot where they made people get in the wrong positions. 

Of course, if they had, one of the extras might have set them straight.

And here I’d been thinking of @washingtonpost as one of the beacons of light in the shitstorm that has been this election/political season.  Just goes to show it’s never too late to be disappointed.

thevulcanpresident:

sisterofsteam:

fourtygay:

aniseandspearmint:

jeza-red:

skidar:

nichaelforyou:

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. 
PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area.
These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah.
Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. 

I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

I do hope that everyone reblogging this realizes that these are forced perspective photos. Those fish are not that big, guys. 

Actually, these ginormous catfish do exist: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/catfish.asp

Can’t speak to these particular photos, but the fish could be real.